Jupiter routes your trades. We route your bags directly to the bottom of the ocean. At least we're honest about it.
In a market full of swap fees, governance tokens nobody uses, and roadmaps that lead nowhere — $Fuditer arrived to do what everyone else does, but admits it upfront.
We've seen the private jets. The yachts. The champagne at 40,000 feet. We know the meta. $Fuditer is not financial advice. It's a mirror.
No whitepaper. No VC backing. No runway. Just pure, uncut, transparent degeneracy.